You don't want too much hair to take care of so you tell the barber to make it short. The barber sprays some stuff in your hair, probably to make it stand up. You notice when he is done, that your hair is blonde, not brown. You are about to protest, when you feel very strange. You are starting to get bigger. You grow to about 6 feet tall. Your pants now reach only your knees. Your clothes then change. Your black shirt is now a very loose camouflage shirt. Your pants are now camouflage pants. You have on combat boots and a heavily-equipped belt. You are wearing dog tags and a camo jacket. You body then expands with muscle to fill your new clothing. You soon weigh around 180 pounds. Your hair just stands only an inch above your head. Your eyes are now army green colored. You head aches as you gain all the knowledge of a soldier. You're in the Army now, buddy.