Ben, a Homosexual Magician has just arrived in Central America from his home in Australia, walked up to Bill, his new Hostelier, who should look after you.
When Bill looked at you, he saw your incredibly tight shirt and your hot pants and asked "Are you a Homosexual?" in which Ben replied " Yeah, why?"
"Get off my property, fag!" Bill yelled
"I didnt do anything" Screamed ben
"Martha, wheres my gun!" Bill Shouts
"Fine, Im going, but you will wish you hadn't done what you had done.." Ben grumbled, planning to use his magic..
But to do what?