The next thing I knew, Ty was picking me up and carrying me downstairs. It was a terrible
feeling to be picked up and held so easily in Ty's arms. Everything was so huge, and I felt
that Ty could kill me just by dropping me. When we got downstairs, I saw my parents
frozen with angry faces.
"Say hello to your son!" Ty said to my parents while lifting me to show me better. However,
only their eyes could move, and it looked like they were beginning to tear up. Ty then
casually shifted me over to rest on his left arm, which still amazed me to be moved around
like that. I figured I only weighed 20 pounds.
"So now you can see that I can do anything!" Ty told my parents. "And because you were
such awful people, you will both get to know what it's like to be me."
Suddenly, my parents started shrinking very fast. They were soon engulfed in their clothes
and fell out of my range of sight up in Ty's arm. He walked over closer to them and I saw
two new-born baby boys laying on top of my parents' clothes.
"I'm going to send you both far away to foster homes where you never see your spouse or
son again and never forget about your former life, but won't be able to tell anyone about
it," Ty announced in true super villain monolog form. "You'll be bounced around from
foster home to foster home, only taken in for tax purposes by people who will never love
you."
He then pointed at the baby that used to be my big, bodybuilding dad. "You will always be
small and scrawny, and you won't hit puberty until you turn 21. But you (pointing at my
mom) will hit puberty at 11 and will always get a huge boner whenever you talk to a girl.
Now, get out of here!" And with a wave of his hand, my parents and their clothes
disappeared.
Ty then looked at me with his evil grin. "Don't worry, I made it so that no one will notice
your parents are missing, so we can stay here and have lots more fun!"