A man comes up to you after watching you make fun of some random passerby behind their back.
He tells you,"Dear friend I have a new pill here that will make all your imitating as easy as it would if you were the real thing, takes a bit of time, but you will find it much quicker than this random practice you seem to be doing on your own, you will even be able to do things that no human could do, you really will become more like what you imitate".
You reply "Why give something like this to me? there has to be a catch"
The man replies to this "Just a whim of mine, a simple fancy, I give, you take, it is yours, if there is any catch it is written in the instructions and I assure you that merely accepting the gift has no consequence, it is only if you make use of the pills that anything should occur."
Fairly satisfied that the man was harmless and that nothing would happen until you could give it more thought you accept the gift.
When you arrive home you look at the instructions which read as follows:
I thank you for accepting my little gift. to use this pill please take with one cup of water and begin to imitate what ever you want to become more like and it you will gradually become more like whatever, whomever, etc.. This pill will last indefinitely and not wear off. To be able to undo the effects take the second pill attached to this note. The second pill will allow you to imitate yourself regardless of the changes caused by the first pill unless you become incapable of independent movement. Any changes that occur will focus first in the area that is the largest component in the imitation and spread to each area in the order of contribution to the imitation.
Warnings:
1.Do not make fun of other people like you did when we met. what you sow you shall also reap.
2.Do not call people names. Or Else the names could soon apply more to you.
3.Harm others(physically or otherwise) with evil intent. You will lose this ability before long.
4. imitate anything immoral or leading to anything immoral. this will have the opposite of the desired effect.
5. Do not imitate inanimate objects for long. It will become difficult to imitate anything else.
The items indicated in the above warnings cannot be reversed in any and all cases including the second pill. I hope that these will be followed thus ensuring some good conduct, willing or otherwise.
Please enjoy.