Meanwhile, back at Mars Base!
Lieutenant Paul - "Commander Harry, what are you planning to do sir?"
Commander Harry - "With the failure of the attack, I am planning
another attack!"
Lieutenant Paul - "Sir you should be very careful, you were almost
shot in the last attack. If you were to become a girl, you would not
fit under a female name of Harri."
Commander Harry - "Tis ok, I got our next attack all under control,
bring me Colonel Daniel."
Lieutenant Paul - "Yes sir."
Colonel Daniel - "Reporting for duty sir."
Commander Harry - "As leader of the Mars Command, I have planned out
an elaborate plan. We will use our armored machines to break into the
Venus base and change all the girls there into boys. Intel assures us
that they will not be able to girlify our vehicles. We shall also
bring out our fleet for orbital bombardment on their base while our
fighters and bombers drop their payload of blue gender changing bombs
that which will help out along with blue artillery and cannon fire to
change all the girls in the open into boys."
Colonel Daniel - "That is a brilliant plan sir, I shall notify Admiral
Carl of our plan."
Commander Harry - "With the base obliterated and the girls no longer
girls but men, our military strength and output will double and we
shall have more territory for more Mars outposts."
Admiral Carl - "And we shall also be much closer to their loony
leader. With this addition to our growing empire, we shall launch
bombers as well as more invasion fleets!"
Lieutenant Colonel Corey - "We shall be victorious sir!"
Major Jake - "Sir, did anyone notice that if our glorious plan were
to fail and we were all changed into girls, that we would be easily
renamed? With all due respect sir, your name is used by many girls."
Lieutenant Colonel Corey - "That won't happen son and that's not
true!"
Brigadier General Ren - "You're to talk Major, your name can easily be
changed to Jackie and it won't be Jackie Chan!"
Major Jake - "Sir, I beg your pardon, but your name is Ren! Another
name used sometimes by girls!"
Brigadier General Ren - "I'll have you know, this is a very masculine
name in most parts of the world as is the Lieutenant Colonel's name."