You examine the different hairstyles for a few moments, not really sure which one to pick. You notice the buzzcut and chuckle to yourself, remembering when you were six years old and thought your buzzcut was the coolest haircut ever.
"Ah, what the heck?" you laugh. "I'll take the buzzcut."
"An excellent choice." the barber responds, smiling. "I'm sure you'll look quite cute with your head shaved."
With that, the barber sits you down, turns your chair towards the mirror, and begins to shave away your hair at incredible speed. You stare at the mirrior, watching the hair disappear with glee as the barber goes about his work. After a few minutes, the barber seems to be completely finished, as he turns off his razor and gently dusts the back of your neck. A grin creeps across your face as you marvel at the finished product, which looks exactly like your hair did when you were six years old.
"Oh wow," you begin, "That's perf-"
You're suddenly cut off as a warm, tingling sensation slowly comes over your body, beginning in your stomach before spreading to the tips of your limbs and the top of your head.
"Wha...what's going on?" you question. The barber only smiles and remains silent. You gaze down at your arms, and notice that they seem to be shrinking! The muscle definition that you had worked hard to achieve suddenly melts away as your arms retract into your sockets, getting smaller and weaker by the second! Beginning to panic, you gaze downwards and see your shoes dangling from your feet, far too loose for your shrinking feet! As your shoes fall to the ground, your feet disappear beneath your pant legs as they are pulled in by your quickly-retracting legs! Every article of clothing on your body seems to grow looser and looser as you look up at the mirror, confused and scared by these sudden changes! When you gaze into the mirror, you see a boy of eight or nine staring back at you, a horrified look on his face! His complexion grows younger and younger, his face softening, his cheeks growing chubbier, and his nose shrinking into a cute little button. Finally, the changes come to an abrupt stop, leaving a terrified yourself as a six year old boy swimming in your former clothes!
"Now, don't look so shocked." the barber chuckles as he grabs your gigantic shirt. "I told you a haircut here would change your life."
He takes the shirt and lifts it over your head, receiving no resistance from you, as you're far too stunned to even move. The barber throws the shirt on the ground before grabbing you under the arms and lifting you out of your pants, leaving you completely naked. As he sets you down on the floor, your sense of shame suddenly kicks in, as you immediately clasp your hands over your greatly-reduced genitals and blush hotly. The barber chuckles.
"A little shy, eh? Well, we can fix that." at that, the barber snaps his fingers, and a new set of clothes appears on you. Still stunned, you slowly examine yourself, amazed to find that you have become a six year old boy in velcro sneakers, a miniature pair of jeans, and a Mickey Mouse shirt. You gaze up at the barber, tears rolling down your cute little cheeks, wishing you'd never walked into this cursed barber shop.