So here I am, in a place I never thought I'd ever be and hope to holy Heaven I never return to. I'm being raped by a witch with both of our genders swapped and we're both swine... Life's about as crappy as the mud we're wallowing in.
But there is a shard of hope, this witch may have the upper hand, but I'm no ordinary sow, deep down, I'm a man and I came here to rescue my love, and if I break now, it won't be just me, but both of us that take the fall.
Much to the witch's disbelief and utter rage, I hold my tongue and make no noise whatsoever. She's beside herself and in her rage tried to blow me away with a spell, but...