It was a full presidential suite. With a receiving room including a
nice bar and a forward view of the ship. Able to view the main pool
for the next 30 days at sea.
As Rob and Don were putting their things away in their room Stanley
and George were looking over the front of the ship.
As they watched the ship leave the dock they thought it would be good
to go and wave to the people on the dock so Stan and George hustled
into Rob and Don's room and asked if they wanted to go.
Naw we will be down in a bit. Did you see these soaps though. Very
oddly shaped.
Stan and George rushed down to the front noticing something very
curious. The total absence of women.
As they came to the overlook deck there was not a single woman there
either. What the hell? Stan said. There are no women here where are
they?
Hey girlfriend a big nelly bear hollered at Stan.
Huh? IT'S A GAY CRUISE!!!!!!!!
Stan was a young 21 year old smooth as silk boy who's family was from
the British Isles. George was an Italian. A chubby man that talked
like he was from New Jersey but had never stepped foot in the state.
He thought it was fun to act like a gangster.
Rob and Don had been sampling the lovely fruit basket left for them in
the room and by the time Stan and George got back to the room they
were behaving particularly strange. Broke back mountain was less
suggestive than the way these two were behaving.
What the hell are you two doing? Stan asked the two as he came back
into the room. Well when in Rome ...
Why did we take the round the world tour with the first 30 days at
sea?
Stan and George both were pacing back and forth wondering what they
were going to do for the next 30 days before they started to eat the
fruit basket's treats. George chose a big banana and Stan had a bunch
of cherries. And then it all became clear to them.