You lay down your hand of cards, and are happy that you won. Joey only had a pair of 2's, and a 3 8 and 4. Joey counts your cards and gives them numbers.. Aces are worth 11, and your pair of 10's are 10, so that's 53! You are the youngest person to beat me, at 18 years you are a lucky lad!
Thinking its kind of strange that he knows your exact age, you ask him what do you win.
Joey says, "53 amazing years of life!" and Poof, he disappears into a dust cloud.
You immediately begin to freak out and call for Joey as you go into the dust cloud and inhale it. It's strange, it has the aroma of Brent Cologne, the kind your Grandpa wears.
Clearly confused and reasoning that he must of been some Ninja with a smoke bomb, you decide to go back home because you don't feel so good anymore. You actually feel like 8PM is kind of late (strange because you normally stay up until 2AM each night playing video games).
As you get home, you decide to run up to your room and immediately get out of your cloths because they smell like Old Man Cologne. For some reason, the scent begins to turn you on. You quickly head over to your computer and find some of your favorite picks and release your 18 year old hormones. The orgasm is the most intense you can remember, and the semen seems to keep on coming.
You begin to clean up and notice some things are strange.. Your body is filling out, getting thicker and stronger. You literally watch your chest grow strong pecs and muscles seem to fill in and complement your entire build. More hair begins to grow on your chest in front of your eyes. You develop a 6 pack and are very lean and strong. You have no idea what the hell just happened, but you have aged 10 years (the 10 card). You don't seem to mind as you are excited about the new you! You are stronger, more handsome, a fully developed man, and know you can pick up any lady you want with your amazing body.
You decide to shower and go out again. You know this great club that was 21 years and older, and decide to go there.
As you are waiting in the line outside the club, another old man wearing Brentt Cologne comes by. You are instantly mesmerized and follow him into the club. You feel the pressure building in your balls and you have to go to the bathroom.. something about that Old Man Cologne really turns you on. As you get into the bathroom and find an empty stall, you start jacking as hard as you ever have. 2 minutes later you orgasm and swear your cum even smells like Brent Cologne.. strange because you normally hate the smell of that stuff.
Your skin begins to itch all over as you take off your clothes. Your stall has a full sized mirror and your notice your body begins to change again, and this time you begin to freak out. It appears your 28 year old body is getting older. You begin to have your hair line recede, and some of your hairs on your head and goatee are turning gray. While you don't lose much muscle mass, you do add some extra fat around your mid section.. losing your super fit build you had. It appears you now have the beginnings of a beer belly. Your forehead has the beginnings of permanent wrinkle lines and your skin isn't as shiny as it once was. Still you appear a handsome man, even if you are 38... this time though you are scared and worried you might change again. You quickly clean up, put your clothes on, and try to head back home. You don't know what you are going to tell your parents, but you have to get help somehow.
As you are walking back home, you think back to the poker game you won, and how Josh had said you will gave 53 years of life experience.
You finally put 2 and 2 together and realize that some how you are aging rapidly.. but it only has happened when you have masturbated.
You don't want to be an old man, so you decide that you won't masturbate again until you can figure out how to lift this curse. When you finally get home, Your Dad is waiting up for you.
"Son!, Where have you been? Even if you're 18, you still live and my house and we still worry if you don't let us know where you are this late at night", said his Dad.
You tell your Dad your sorry and begin to cry. He asks whats wrong and notices how different you look.
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a person in his late 30's", Said his Dad.
He quickly explained what had happened with the poker game as his father just looked at him incredulously.
"Well, I have a friend that I met in Vietnam who has experience with curses and crazy things like this. Let me call him over, said his Dad.
30 minutes later an older Vietnamese man came over. Your Dad lets him in the house and he comes over to you. Immediately you smell that he is wearing Brentt Cologne and become instantly horny.. this time hornier than before.
No matter how strong your will power and you telling yourself to stop, you can't seem to control yourself as you quickly rip your clothes off in front of your Dad and his old friend and start jacking. You quickly orgasm and the load is larger the the times before.. getting on you, your dad, and his older friend. This time the 1st Ace card is taking effect and your body begins to rapidly age 11 years. Your begin to lose some more of your lean muscle mass and your beer gut expands to a typical 49 year old's frame. Your body now accelerates the graying process of your hair as it is about 50 percent gray now. Your hair line has receded even more, giving you the comb-over appearance. Your face has suffered the most with crows feet under your eyes, frown and smile lines apparent, and the skin is even duller and less elastic. Your nose has grown some, and nasty nose and ear hairs are beginning to grow longer. Your chin had widened and the skin under your neck had begun to start sagging.
You are now the same age as your Dad, or so you think because he also has begun to age 11 years. Your tainted semen has begun to age him until he becomes 60 years old, the same happens to his friend who is now 67.
Unfortunately for you, the aroma of Brent Cologne is still in the room. You finally associate Brent Cologne with the smoke you inhaled earlier and it being the trick. You ask your Dad's friend to leave, but now he is pissed off because you made him older too and comes over to punch you.
As your Dad's friend heads over, he slips in your mess and lands face first in your semen. This time he ages 25 more years, at 93, and he is a feeble old man in a fully aged state.
His smell of Brent Cologne is too strong. You get as far from him as possible, noting the aches and pains in your knees and back, but you instantly become horny again.
You call out to your Dad to leave the room, that you can't control yourself. You orgasm again, and leave a larger mess than before. The aging continues. Your body ages to 70 now. All of your hair is gray, including the hair on your penis. You are an old bald man. Your skin is sagging and covered with liver spots. You marvel as you stretch your skin on your arm and it takes 3 seconds to snap back. Unfortunately though, you have one last ace to be played. Again, you and your father are the same age and look like twins. You call out to him, and he cautiously comes over, trying not to get in your mess.
As he comes over, you yell as you smell the Brent Cologne smell again.. it was the semen that had landed on your father earlier. You instantly orgasm, this time not needed to do anything but brush your hand against your old hairy dick. (you are happy it works so well at this age). A stream of cum erupts out, and it hits your Dad also.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" says your father, as you are in a state of orgasmic pleasure.
Father and Son quickly begin to add on years, their frames becoming smaller as their bones shrink, their skin becoming less elastic as the collagen breaks down.
Left in the room is three 80+ males with a pile of semen that smells like Brent Cologne.
Your Mom wakes up, wondering what the commotion was.
As she walks down the stairs and notices 3 old naked men in her living room, She screams and calls for your and your Husband. She comes down stairs and slips face first into your pile of semen.