I decide to go for the Animal in you soda. It sounded like some kind of sex drive potion or increase strength. I took one sip. The taste was incredible. Before I knew it, I drank the whole thing. As soon as I put the bottle down, the doctor came in and asked "How do you feel?" I said. " I feel pretty good. A bit woozy, but good." Before I knew it the room was spinning, I was seeing triple and my stomach had a swarm of butterflies in it. I laid down on the couch to try and catch my breath. Just then, two big thugs came into the room and put me on a gurney. I could see the lights of the ceiling go by as I was wheeled some place. When the gurney finally stopped, I was in some kind of lab, with monkeys. I looked over to one of the cages and saw some other guy in the cage. He was covered in fur and was growing a tail. I was picked up and put in the cage with him. I looked at my hands and saw fur growing. The doctor walked over to the cage and said "You have a choice, you can finish the experiment and become any ape you want and maybe we will change you back, or we will splice the ape genes with other animals creating a new species of beast that will be permanent, or I can reverse the process now and there is a 99% chance it won't work or you may die or become a mutant."