I reach in and pull out a packet marked "Hunky Construction Worker" and look it over. The picture on the front of it, a golden-tanned, chiseled man decked in a deep v-neck, torn jeans, a tool belt, and a hard hat, seems pretty unnecessary, sits next to a lost of contents. "Contains: Shirt with Authentic Wear, Jeans with Authentic Rips, Worn Tool Belt w/ Accessories, Hard Hat... everything the model's wearing-" I let out a deep sigh. "Minus the muscles."
I mean, I think I'm an okay-looking guy, but that smile just exudes confidence. Goes well with that six-pack faintly showing through the shirt. I guess I could see what I look like in it... I shrug and walk forward a bit before stopping... should grab something for Shawn too. I reach back into the area I got my costume from and grab another... this one with a good-looking model clad in a partially-buttoned shirt, ripped khakis, and the same tool belt and hard hat as mine. "You're welcome, Shawn..." I say with a smile... neither of us have the bodies for these costumes, but it'll be a good joke. I walk back out of the section towards the counter, browsing along the way, and ring the bell.
"Yes, sir?" I hear from behind the curtain.
"Do you have dressing rooms here?" I ask.
"Doors to the right, sir."
"Thanks!" I say as I place Shawn's costume on the counter and walk to one of the dressing room doors. I pop it open, walk in with my costume, and lock it before disrobing down to my boxers and unwrapping the package. I pull out the v-neck, dirtied and worn, and place it on the bench next to me, followed by the hard hat and belt. I pull out the jeans and pull them up leg-by-leg... clearly not made for someone like me. I sigh before shrugging again and pulling on the v-neck... baggy, but after the jeans I'm not surprised. I put on the hard hat and pull up the belt and secure it before looking to the mirror, when...