At those words you ponder. Very soon now, you'll be back to your old self again. All you have to do is say " Cut that mop off!"
You muster up your courage, and open your yapper. To your shock, what comes out is " Could you dye my hair please?"
The barber smiles and say " Of course, I have a very diverse selection at this fine establishment. I've got all the colors of the rainbow....and more!"
To your horror, you find yourself saying....