I had a wand and waved it at Officer Butz. A moment later, Butz felt her butt getting bigger. In fact, her slacks began to bulge, to tear at the seams, until they fell to the ground in shreds. Her cheeks and legs began to be covered with chestnut hair, and a long black tail of hair grew just above her mounds. At the same time, her feet changed, and a second pair of legs began to sprout from under her backside. A second later, she was a centaur! A real, live, lady centaur!
"What the hell have you done to me!?" she cried as she reached for her gun. But, the next second, she had other things to think about, as she felt a hot breath snorted into her new flanks.
"What the -- Sam! No, don't, Sam -- It's me, Kelly Butz, your partner and -- OH MY GOD!"
It did attract a crowd.