"T-transform," Jennifer said hastily, before the minute was up. Then in horror she realized she could end up a toad or a skunk, and cried out, "Wait, no, no, dare - I choose dare! Dare!"
The voice on the other end of the line calmly informed her, "Too late, you already chose transform."
"You little -"
Kyle interrupted what he knew would be a long rant. "Do you really think what you're about to do is wise, considering the power I have over you now?"
Jennifer stopped cold, gulping. The curse couldn't be real, could it? Yet there was an assuredness in this little freak's squeaky voice that was undoing her. Maybe it was better safe than sorry. "Okay, look we were just having fun when I pantsed you the other day, you can't seriously want to turn me into something else over this can you? I mean I'm not that bad a per-"
"You are one of the most hateful girls in school Jennifer Smith," Kyle finally lost it and said heatedly. "You only think of yourself and how you look and how cool you and your friends are."
"How dare you talk to me that way, you little homo freak" Jennifer hissed, momentarily forgetting her precarious situation.
"You could learn a lot from the hippie movement, Jennifer."
"Ewww, I hate hippies. I would never date one of those hairy freaks, and I'd never be one." Jennifer stopped, realizing what she had just done.
Thoughtful silence. Then, "Jennifer Smith, for your transformation you will transform into a gay male long haired, bearded, very hairy hippie freak and treat people with love."
Click.
Jennifer suddenly felt a tingling sensation on her skin, then within her. She felt light headed. "Oh my god..."