A cute teenage goth who everyone says is a witch.
'Ive decided to give you a heads up' she says.
'Today at 3pm all the nerds in school are going to grow large chubby cocks whilst all the jocks are going to find their dicks shrinking to baby size. The inbetweeners are going to grow pussies.'
'Now you know you can choose who youre going to hang out with at 3 o'clock' she says.