"I dunno. I gotta think about it," said Felix.
"What do you have to think about? Just choose something that comes to your mind first," said Tony.
"Well, how about this? How about I grab an encyclopedia, and close my eyes, flip through the book, and point to a page. Whatever I happen to land on, that's what I'll try?"
"That sounds like a good idea to me!" said Tony.
So, Felix picks up one of his encyclopedias that he never really touched in his life, and received as a Christmas present two years ago. he happened to pick up the A addition.
So, he closed his eyes, flipped through, and happened to have pointed at the African Wild Ass!
Felix was a bit disgusted, and Tony laughed.
"That's a great idea! We SOO need to try this out on you!"
"Yeah right!" said Tony.
"I want to try it again."
"But you said you would try out the first thing you pointed at. And the ass was the first thing you came upon. You cannot back out now!"
A shudder goes up Felix's spine, as he says; "fine. Let's get it over with. But no more than an hour!"
Tony looks at the article of the African Wild Ass, to find out exactly how he should set up the profile. There was even a decent photo of one.
"Fine, an hour," said Tony.
"And allow me to talk like a human as well."
"I dunno. You should be a full-blown ass. It's only fair."
Felix just sighed, and said, "just get this over with...."
So Tony fired up the program, and the transformation began.