"Right then," The genie says, "You can be a male boa, now choices,
choices, which guy do you want to be a female?"
"Urrmmm..." You say. "It's really tough!"
"Want to think about it?" The genie asks.
"Yes." You say, flickering your forked tounge.
You then slither over to your folder and open it.
Hmmm. You think. which one will I transform into a female Boa
Constrictor?
After reading the folder for a while, you choose a skillful, world-class
football player. He is born in Israel, but plays international football
for Brazil. His name is Dimolson. He has just retired from international
football and club football altogether.
In his club spell, he has played for Macabai Tel Aviv, Millwall, Paris
Saint-Germain, Milton Keynes, Grêmio, Los Angeles Galaxy, Burton Albion
and Kyoto Purple Sanga. He is a keeper. He is born on the 9th of June
1966.
"You want an ex-keeper?" the genie asks.
"Yes I do." You say.
That night, Dimolson comes over for tea.
"You alright?" he asks, but you refuse to speak to speak to him.