Scott was not too pleased at the option of being a draft horse or a rodeo bull for God knows how long.
"I want to hear another choice, or I'm out of here and gone!" grumbled Scott.
The doctor looked a little peaved! Standing up he turned to his computer screen and began to hunt and peck the keys.
"Ahh, choice four, A short test on male penis builders, their potentency, and the resulting anixiety." The doctor looked up with a wonder written on his face.
"How much and how long, doc?" I asked.
"$5,000. down and another 5,000. at the end of the testing, but how long is based on the amount of drug you consume!" he answered.
I started to laugh, as the fool meant how long I might get, not how long the time of the testing. As I laughed his face got very red indeed.