Dustin was lying in bed, playing music on his iPod, when he heard a knock on his door.
"Go away!" he shouted.
"It's me, Ty!" Ty's voice said.
"What do you want?" Dustin groaned.
Then he heard that same knock on the door again.
"TY! Go away!" Dustin shouted.
"It's me, Jeremy!" Jeremy's voice replied this time.
"Oh, for heaven's sake... One can't get a moment's peace around here?" Dustin grumbled, as he stood up and marched to the door.
"What do you wh---?" Dustin shouted, as he opened the door to find one boy with TWO heads staring him in the face!
"Hi Dustin!" Ty and Jeremy said in unison!
"What... Holy cow... How the hell..." Dustin stuttered, as he stepped back.
"Look at us, Dustin! We're conjoined!" Ty cheered.
"Yeah! Cool huh?" Jeremy added.
Dustin's mouth dropped wide open. Before him was a boy wearing soccer cleats and shin guards, blue athletic socks, blue shorts, and a red and white jersey. But, the weird thing was, the strange boy had TWO HEADS: Ty AND Jeremy!
"We just wanted to use your mirror for a sec, bro..." Ty said to him with a smirk on his face.
"Yeah, before we go out and play some soccer at school!" Jeremy added.
"P-p-play s-s-soccer... L-l-like that?" Dustin stuttered.
"Of course!" Ty responded, as the two-headed boy stood before Dustin's full-body mirror. "Two heads are better than one!"
"Yeah!" Jeremy cheered. "We see twice as much!"
"Now... we can use a little more muscle!" Ty chuckled.
Dustin gulped as he saw Ty increase his calves and quads a little bit. His eyes became wide when it was very apparent that Ty had made his and Jeremy's muscles grow a little bigger, and he needed Dustin's mirror to check his results!
"Great! We're ready to kick some goals!" Ty laughed.
"See ya, Dustin!" Jeremy giggled.
Dustin stood there, slack-jawed, as the muscular two-headed boy strolled out of his bedroom.
"Holy crap..."