"What do you mean?" you ask curiously, scratching your ass.
"I can make you dumb as a fucking rock...like this" he laughed as he
flicked a switch and fired the gun. You tried to dodge, but were too
slow,and the green beam hits you as you feel your mind begin to swim.
Suddenly everything seems much simpler. You laugh.
"Huh. Gun do silly things, huh?" you ask, not really sure what had
just happened.
Jake laughed hysterically as you began to suck your thumb.
"Now that's funny" he said firing the gun again, and in a second your
mind snapped back to what it was.
"Holy shit, you made me dumb as hell." you say.
"Yeah, and while it was funny, I don't need to be taking care of a
giant dumb baby. Now then. I am sure there is other fun to be had with
this gun."
You then suggest...