The store clerk walks over to greet the two customers, as Josh stands there he takes note the name tag pinned to the sales person's vest pocket, it reads:
"AdobeFats"
"Really," says Josh, he knows the name as someone who has written for several years on various transformational fun websites.
"Is that your name, your real name?" Josh asked the clerk, getting back at him a broad smile and a simple short answer of "Yes."
Josh feels nervous and coughs, his girlfriend is not so overcome with admiration for the man she not having read anything he wrote, and maybe that is good lest she have a twisted and tainted mind. She pushes Josh to one side and stepping between the two men, she asked, "What we came looking for was something quite sensual to help spark our private fun times together!"
AdobeFats looks at the pair, they not quite a agedly mature as they should considering of what they ask, and as of what he has at his shop that he could offer. He smiles, and looking at Josh, seeing how aroused he is, AdobeFats walks toward a tall wooden shelf standing in a dark corner of the already rather dimly light shop.
"Young friend, you," AdobeFats pointing at Josh, he waving for Josh to come to where AdobeFats is standing.
"How big do you get?' AdobeFats asked Josh.
"How big, I am almost 5'10" why," replied Josh, he somewhat of a novice to what the usual customer in the shop might realize was the real basis for the question.
"No, not how tall are you, but when erect with your erection, how long..., are you?" AdobeFats asked, and accentuated the word long as trying to get the idea going as what the pair came in looking to find.
"Six inches when I ready get him fired up hot!" She said, as Josh turned to look at his sweetheart and wanted her to be a bit more considerate to his reputation.
"I have something here that might grant you both a fun evening, that is if you have money to pay for such a device?" AdobeFats asked, he concerned, as what he sells from that shop is all specialty stuff, much of it comes at a high price.
Both young customers feel for their wallets, Josh fingering the hip pocket to his jeans, and she her purse.
"Two good selling items here, the first is the best, as for $100. dollars there in the life condom "Hung like a horse," it has special properties, some of which if done properly according to the instructions, will make the changing of a human penis into the full form of a stallion penis. Changes include obvious gained length, girth, coloration, contour, and cock-head size equal to feeling the essence of rapture!" AdobeFats offered, he holding it out for the two to inspect, but not letting go of it less a customer so thrilled, might take it and think to no pay for the item, AdobeFats knowing that would cause the thief great bodily harm.
"No takers, well the secondary item we have is the "Pony in bed thriller condom! It sells for twenty-five dollars, but if willing to sign a wavier form, the shop has sub-contractors, they offering employment to those that find the condom as especially delightful. Your choice, which do you think you could afford?" Asked AdobeFats, he waiting like the devil to entrap or snag a life for personal gain, whether him or those eager sub-contracting companies, the least of which deal with Mackinaw Island Equestrian Stables.