You're still a 100 yards or so distant from the cave
when you come across the touristy sign pointing towards the
cave which says " To the Lair of the Spindlestone Worm-souveneir stand inside"
Oh Oh you think as a park ranger exists the cave holding a wooden
handle with a 'dragon footprint' rubber mold at the end of it.
She spies you and tells you the next tour of the cave begins after the Swaliwel kids are finished.
You stand outside the cave entrance waiting and sure enough after
half an hour 100 noisy little British brats pour out of the cave mouth
with "spindlestone worm ' shaped balloons bobbing from strings.
The kids and their harrid teacher Miss Chipps head down the path back into the
forest and your see the park ranger follow them restamping the footprints
that had so excited you.
Ah well.might as well buy a balloon.You enter the cave
and go to the souveneir wagon where a fast talking asia man
soon separates you from your money.
Whilst you're putting the change back in your wallet you're
startled by a multi decibel voice behind you.
"The Worm is afoot.Come Watson,we must find the foul lady before
Moriarty does"
You turn around to find a man in a deerstalker and furiously puffing
at a opium laced pipe staring at you with eyes that fairly bulge
out out their eyesockets.
Beside him stands a older man in a bowler hat.
Watson says
"Come now Sherlock,you know this poor fellow can't be
Moriarty.Don't you remember Moriarty perished when you
both fell over the falls at Teutzel Hof?"