I thought for a moment...what should I wish for? Then it hit me.
"I wish I was the master of all humans."
{Yes, Master, but please be more specific.}
"Okay. I want all humans to be my obedient slaves. They have to do anything I want.
They will all think it's normal and treat me like a god."
{Would you like anything else changed?}
"Sure. How about I have a huge castle with every creature comfort imaginable.
And...you know what? Clothes are a hassle, I wish people didn't wear clothes. Oh, but
make everyone ages 10-30. I also wish I couldn't die or be killed. Eh, what the hell, I
wish I had every superpower imaginable."
{Very good, Master! Most of my previous masters only thought of sex. You are the first
one to use my full powers!}