John aka hottfdude spent hours looking over code, he finally looked in a place that he had not looked in for several decades now, his Spell book, yes, boardwizard was his nickname because he was a wizard.
John Blackash had lived a solitary life for the past 300 years, knowing that he loved straight men, and so was doomed to live
a solitary until Grindking needed to break his curse, but could not pay with money, no, he payed with a gaming computer, even taught him how to use it.
John looked in the appendix and found: spells- failure, reasons for p 10852. John read the page reasons for failure,
1 interferes with right to choose destiny
2 nondisclosure at the start of spell of all possible aspects of spell
3 outside influence IE strict parents, priest, etc.
4 Subject has too strong a moral fiber
5 Subject has strong magical defense
6 Spell has gone on too long
John wrote down the reasons on pieces of paper, and then put them in the divination cup (like Harry Potter's goblet of fire) out popped number 3 then, number 5, and then number 1. each one was written slightly larger then the next.
This could only mean that 4d0wNwiLL88 -William- was either a wizard too, or a familiar, either way this spell would not work, hell most drugs and even alcohol would not work!