Andrew decided that if his dad was home, he would just have to face up
to it. He went back to his room and put on the biggest tshirt he
could find. It was still tight around his bigger arms and bulging
belly. Then he pulled on a pair of sweatpants and headed downstairs.
He looked in the living room. There was his dad passed out,
barechested, on the couch. But as he looked at his dad, he noticed
that his dad had changed. His dad's beard usually looked liked the
one Andrew now had, but now his dad's beard was big and bushy. It was
thick on his upper cheeks almost up to his eyes. It was also longer.
The bushy mass of beard fell down onto his chest. But it seemed to
get lost in the thick pelt of hair on his dad's chest. The hair on
his arms was also unusually thick. His dad had sure gotten hairier!
Then Andrew noticed that his dad was bulkier than he had been. He had
a huge belly and his arms were bigger and thicker. With all the fur
and bulk he looked like a bear man.
As he stood there staring, his dad woke up. Groggily his dad opened
his eyes and looked around. Then he saw Andrew.
"Hey...who the hell are you? Hey...wait a minute...Andrew, is that
you? "Yes, dad." Andrew was surprised at the sound of his voice. It
was deep and growly. "Andrew, what's happened to you? That's quite a
beard you got there son."
Then Butch sat up. "Man...I feel heavy." Then he looked down. "Holy
shit...I've gained some weight!" His dad rubbed his big gut. Then he
noticed the thick fur on his belly. "Hey...what's this...I've gotten
really hairy" Then he reached up and felt his beard. "Hey..."
Andrew's dad stood up and walked into the hallway and looked in the
mirror on the wall. As Andrew watched his dad, he noticed that his
dad's back and the back of his neck was covered with a thick pelt of
fur just like his chest. His dad looked in the mirror. "Shit...my
beard is huge! And my arms and chest are really hairy! With all this
fur and the weight I've gained I feel like some kind of bear or
something. Man...this is strange...what's happening around here?"
"Well dad..." Andrew said in his husky voice "there's this ointment I
got." Andrew realized that his dad must have gotten ahold of one of
the napkins he had used to apply the ointment.
"Ointment?!" his dad exclaimed. "Yea...I got it yesterday and put
some on with a couple of the pizza napkins. I guess you got ahold of
them."
Andrew's dad lumbered back to the couch and sat down. "Man I feel
heavy." Butch sat there absentmindedly stroking his new beard.
"Well...I kinda like my new pelt and I can work off a few pounds, but
I don't know what we're gonna do with you. You're changes are gonna
be shocking at school. Maybe if we shave off your beard and get you
some bigger clothes. I'm gonna have to get some bigger clothes, too."
He rubbed his big gut. His jeans were tight and his big gut hung over
his belt.
Andrew and Butch went to the bathroom. Butch got out the clippers and
trimmed his beard. "Man I've got a hairy neck." He shaved his neck.
"Here Andrew can you trim the back of my neck?" Andrew obliged.
"Take off your shirt, Andrew." When Andrew removed his shirt, his dad
saw the thick hair on Andrew's chest and back. "Boy...you're as hairy
as I am!" Then Butch used the clippers to remove Andrew's beard and
had him shave.
"Well...we're trimmed up...now let's go get some bigger clothes."
Andrew put his shirt back on and went upstairs to put on his sneakers.
Butch took off his jeans and put on a pair of sweatpants, put on his
boots and they took off for the mall in his truck.