Suddenly the walls of your house were colored a bright array of stripes, polka-dots, and plaids. Many of the picture on the walls had been replaced with ones of clowns. And standing right in front of you was a silly, goofy looking clown-lady.
You took another look. "Mom?" Strangely your voice sounds high and squeaky, like you inhaled some helium.
"Oh Natasha you were right!" your mother exclaims with a jolly goofy lilt in her voice. Her skin is milk-white with blue triangles underneath her eyes and a big red clown mouth. Pink blush colors her cheeks and her eyebrows are two wide black lines that stretch up to her forehead. Her hair is in a blue clown afro covered with yellow daisies and in the middle of her face is a round red shiny nose. She's wearing a fluffy blue and white clown dress and her feet are housed inside a pair of size thirteen blue mary-janes.
You can't believe this. You knew your mother always liked clowns and collected clown figureines and calenders, but this. "Those earrings are magic!"
Suddenly you looked down at yourself. You still had your voluptuous stripper body, but you wear a red polka-dot blouse and a short blue polka dot skirt fluffed out with petticoats. You have white bloomers underneath and your feet are in a pair of red and white striped socks and a pair of red bubble-toed mary janes covered with polka dots. The sleeves of your blouse stretch all the way to your wrists and your hands have blue and white gloves.
Suddenly you became aware of a touch of red right between your eyes. Gingerly you reach up find find your nose is round and red and likely bigger than your mothers. You gulp and give a squeeze. HONK! And suddenly you feel wet between your legs.
"This is just what I always wanted!" Your mother squeals. "Or Natasha, we're going to have so much fun!"
You suddenly remembered a mirror behind you. You turn around and see...