At last the transformation is complete, the rubberized sex doll is
lying on the floor silent.
"You dumb bitch, I hope you're happy now! I'm not sure you can even
hear or understand me, but since you asked me to use you, I will," you
say shaking your head, and reaching down to pick up your sex doll
girlfriend. You discover how light she now is, and laugh, "Well, you
were always saying you wanted to lose weight, now you have."
You pause and stare at the sex doll in your grasp. You hit the heel of
your hand against your head and groan. "Damn, now I'm as low as Bud
Bundy. My girlfriend is a rubber woman!" you groan. Back when you
were in high school - you were a late bloomer - the senior book joked
that you were most likely to end up as "Bud Bundy". Other guys were
most likely to end up like Tom Cruise or Steve Jobs, but you got
tagged as Bud Bundy from Married with Children. Now it had come true.
You had changed, you had a hot girlfriend, but - what the heck -
you're still horny. You reach for the condom in your pocket, and then
laugh, "That's right you're rubber, so I don't need a rubber now!"
You grab a bottle of alcohol from the minibar. You don't bother to
look at it. You head straight to bed. Time to break in your
girlfriend.