Chad woke hot and sweaty and completely wrapped in heavy fabric. He
struggled and wriggled inside the heavy bedding. He couldn't pull his
arms or legs apart, they seemed to be fused to his body. He knew that
wasn't possible, but that was probably why he had such a weird dream.
He recalled Rick and Dave joking about supergluing some nerd's arms
and legs to his body at summer camp while he slept a few years back.
Did those sick jokers sneak into Chad's room and glue his limps to his
body? He wasn't sure. His limbs didn't feel like they were stuck to
his body, they felt like they were inside his body. Finally, Chad
started to shout for help.
"Oh, that's where I left it!" booms a thunderous voice - it's your
voice, but under the covers Chad doesn't recognize it yet.
You peel back the blanket and sheet. Chad lies there blinking into
the bright light. He is naked and helpless before you. He stares up
at the giant dickless wonder looming over him. He doesn't recognize
you at first, there is terror and shock in his eyes. He sees you
skyscraper like body with a dark red hole looming like a cavern over
your balls. Your hand closes over him and you lift him up.
Now Chad recognizes you, and shouts, "It wasn't a dream! Well,
dickhead, this isn't funny now undo whatever you did!"
"Dickhead?" you ask. You walk over to the mirror. You turn the
detached penis in your hand to face the mirror. "Now look, Chad, who
looks like the dickhead?"
"Damn, I'm such a dickhead," he growls angrily, and then maliciously
adds, "But you're a colossal dick-less wonder!"
"Not anymore," you say as you jam Chad into your hole so that his face
bobs up and down on the end of your reattached cock in front of the
mirror. You add, "But you're still a dickless wonder."
"And what are people going to say when they see my face on your
cockhead? You cannot get away with this!"
"Oh, well, it's like this, no one's going to see your face, Chad.
You're a bidirectional detachable penis. On one end I've got your head
and on the other end - the part that's attached to me now- is a very
nice mushroom tip. I simply detach- oof!" you pull Chad free from
your body and flip him around, and shove him head first into your red
hole. He feels your flesh fill his mouth, and he knows as far as the
world can see you have just big cock. "Voila! You're hidden away, but
still totally aware. Now to put you to good use," you say.
Chad can't see. He can hear, and he can feel his naked body swinging
between your thighs. He's afraid what use you plan to put him to....