Off went the dreaded beeping of his alarm clock, giving Ty no choice but to wake up.
"Get up early. Go to school. Do homework. Go to bed. Repeat. This. Sucks." Ty grumbled as he hesitated to get up out of his comfy bed. "Then again, I'd be bored if I didn't have something to do."
As soon as he got up to his feet, he was knocked right back down by a metaphorical ton of bricks. In other words, he suddenly got an idea.
"Duh! College! I'll be an adult, I'll still have school, and I'll be old enough to drink and drive..." Ty paused before whimsically adding, "at different times, of course. Now, I wish that I currently attend the nation's biggest college, and I have a dorm there all to myself. I also wish that I was 21, with a healthy and well endowed body. Oh, and I also wish I was semi-rich so I don't have to get a job."
Ty thought about what he just said, figuring he covered all the bases. He'll have a dorm, he won't have to work, and he won't turn into a 21 year old slob. Before he could he take another blink, he began getting dizzy, finding himself leaning on the edge of his bed to get a grip. Too bad, it was no use as it would seem, he had seen himself falling to the floor just before blacking out.
BANG! BANG!
Ty quickly jumped to his feet, startled by the pounding on the room's door. Unable to even gather his bearings before another round of BANGS were heard.
"TY! DID YOU GET MY MAIL AGAIN?" an angry voice shot through the door, singing Ty's ears.
"Uh..." Ty began, looking around his new room. He found a box, along with some letters on it. They had the name Rex on it, rather than Ty. "Yeah, uh, hold on!"
Ty was afraid to open the door, though not as afraid as having this Rex guy knock on the door again. One more knock, and the door would probably fly off it's hinges... Poor door.
"Well fuck dammit, you do! Why the hell do they keep sending it to YOU? How could they even mix us up? Fuckin' seriously, man." Rex growled before violently snatching the mail from Ty's hands. Rex began to storm off before stopping in his tracks to turn around. What he said next, however, seemed to be in a much gentler tone - his normal tone, Ty supposed. "Oh and thanks."
Ty quickly sized Rex up, which was surely a feat in itself given Rex's stature. He appeared to be in his late twenties from the looks of his face. He must've been over 6'5" with an impossibly over-muscled body. The guy was probably close to a quarter of a ton. His clothes, however, seemed to be crying for help as they tried to cling on to his massive frame without ripping. Ty thought Rex was extremely impressive, and obviously intimidating. His name couldn't have been more fitting.
"Uh you're welcome!" Ty replied back before quickly shutting the door. "Rex, hmm? He sure can get angry like one. Well, like the ones in the movies anyway. But he seemed decent... Annnywaaaay..."
Ty examined the room, finding himself rather pleased with his new belongings. Everything looked neat, new, and expensive - something only his brother Dustin would know about. Ty then found a very tall picture on his wall, and began examining it. It featured a young man who stood around 5'11", with tussled blond hair and charming sky blue eyes. The young man's figure was average, but obviously very toned with little to no fat on it. The shirt hugging the young man's body boasted perfectly chiseled abs, as well as the beginning of nice pecs. The pants, which were slightly baggy, revealed that the young man was gifted with a large package. Oh wait, that's not a picture, it's a mirror, whoops!
"Hell yeah! This is veeeery nice." Ty said with a grin. "I guess I should take this new body out for a test drive and look around the campus. Now, uh, where to first?"