Hi. I'm Samuel Richards, and I attend St. East's School For Developing Young Minds, or St. East's for short. And no, I didn't choose the name. It sucks. Our school is strange. From the outside, it may not look like much, and from the inside, it also just looks like a normal school. OK, it is a normal school. Well, it isn't, if you see what I'm getting at. It has boys from Year seven to ten, and girls from year seven to thirteen! That's just sexist if you ask me, but I suppose the boys who left have all ended up going to great boys' schools, like Sketon, and Shawl. AND most of the older girls pick on the boys.
Anyway, my name is Samuel Richards, Sam for short, and my last year at St. East's, my last year of taunting, my last year of sexism, is about it end!