"His name is Jacopo?"
"Yeah, apparently his parents thought it was Italian for Jacob. But
my aunt is Italian and Jacopo is a variant of James or Giacomo. If he
was Jacob, his name would've been Giacopo or Jacobo. I suspect before
he began using this machine, his name was probably Jacob. See his
parents' ancestoral histories were changed. His own was permanent, but
his parents' have saved original copies."
"You think we could turn him back into who he was?"
"Or she was? I mean he reset his stats and erased all prior stats, I
tell you I was tempted to reset him to being a toilet, and just
leaving him that way, Jim."
"Well, let's have a little fun, shall we. You've got that remote cam
planted in the bathroom, right?"
"Yeah, so?"
"So let's change him while someone is using him."
"I like the way you think. Let me open the cam link. Oh, yeah, a bunch
of drunken jocks just came in. One's seated on him, and one's pissing
in the sink part!"
"Right. First, lock the Chronivac on the three subjects."
"Three?"
"Yeah, we'll take the two jocks along with Jacopo or whatever."
"Hm, okay. Here is subject 2's stats "Charles Edward Owens, age 22,
weight 182, height 6'3", hair color blond, eye color blue, muscular
build, 7% body fat, and subject 3 is Bruno Ulysses Gorbachev, 19,
weight 250, height 5'7" hair color black, eyes brown, muscular, 28%
body fat. Ah, googled him he's a weight lifter."