Mr Perth's daughter never got her chance.Her worried father could see
that his daughter was lustily looking at Mitch's package,and the old
man rubbed his nose as he thought about a solution to the bind
his daughter seemed about to put him in.
Mr perth pulled out a hay cube from his overalls
and tossed it into the bushes nearby.
Whilst Miss Perth glanced in the direction of the distraction
her father pulled out the electric cattle prod he kept just for such
occassions and jammed it up against Mitches 'unit' and gave him
20,000 volts.
The startled beast immediately reared up on its hind legs and
neighing,cycled those front legs and them came down on all
fours and thundered off as a runaway horse will,into the
distant hills and dales.
Mr Perth quietly chuckled as he slipped away the unseen
cattle prod back into his overalls,and went to console his daughter.