You don't want to get your hair necessarily cut, but you do want it out of your face so you choose to have it slicked back. The barber applies a strange substance to your hair that runs all over it. You close your eyes to prevent the stuff from running into them. When you reopen them, you are shocked to find your hair is jet-black and slicked straight back. You are about to protest when you notice a deep cut has appeared on your right index finger. It doesn't hurt, but as you look in it, you notice metal parts showing. "What's going on?" you ask the barber in a metallic-sounding voice. Your face is starting to literally crack as more metal pieces begin to emerge. The same happens to random places on your neck, back, chest, stomach, arms, and legs. Your eyes turn a bright red and you begin to get readings from everything. Your mind is reeling as your brain is soon nothing more than chips and computer parts. You realize your true mission in life is to help your fellow cyborgs reach their goal of peace.