"How about a nice tolerant hetero jock neighbor who won't pull any more pranks?"
Santa replied,"Oh, Jakey, Wrong answer!"
Jake floated in the air, over to Jeremy's room, Santa pulls out a bow, and attaches it to Jake's forehead. Jake finds himself wearing a quarter back's uniform, then pulls out a tag, to Jeremy, the perfect gift Santa.
Jeremy woke up the next day, and rolled right onto Jake. Jeremy looked at the tag on Jake's forehead. "Thank you, Santa," Jeremy said, kissing Jake. "I Love you Jake!"
Jake did not want to say it, yesterday he wouldn't have said it, But today Jake said,"I love you to my little fish!"