"Uh, do I have to wear this uniform,Miss Tailor?" I asked. "I mean,
correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Kitsune the Japanese word for fox?"
The tailor said, "Yes, it is the Japanese word for fox. What is your
point?" "Yes", said the teacher and her Neko daughter, "What IS your
point?" I turned to the female teacher and said, "My point is simply
this: I am encouraged to procreate, yes?" "Yes", said my female teacher. I said, "Well, I'd like to raise to points to you". "Go
ahead", the teacher said, and I said, "For a start, when was the first time you saw a fox wearing clothes? And second, how can I possibly procreate if I am wearing a school uniform?" The Headmistress laughed. "You raise two excellent points, James, and you don't have to wear the uniform if you don't want to. But we would appreciate it it if you would tell us exactly what kind of animal your teacher's daughter is, and what we should know about her". I shrugged, and said, "That sounds fair enough. Simply put, she is a Neko. Neko being the Japanese word for cat, and very, very few Nekos like water. The few that do, are extremely rare. They don't dole out their love and affection to any Tom, Dick or Harry, but once a Neko has bonded with you, it is usually for life, for Nekos are exceptionally loyal and affectionate, being half human and half cat. And unlike normal cats, Nekos appreciate it it if you have them gelded, made incapable of giving birth, because it makes having sexual intercourse much more pleasurable and safe for the Neko". The Neko girl said, "Really, James? But doesn't gelding hurt?" I said, "Maybe if you aren't accompanied by a friend who can assure you the pain will cease, but it really is for your benefit". I added, "Even my human sister had herself gelded to help stop the overpopulation explosion". "Thank you, James", the Headmistress said, "But you are too short, and don't look like a proper Kitsune. Ready for your proper transformation into a Kitsune?" I replied, "Yes, Headmistress, I am ready". Suddenly, I felt myself transorming, and I looked into a mirror. My face was changing, becoming more like the facial features of a fox. I also saw my semi-muscular build become more muscular, and more taller. Finally, it was over, and there I stood, all 6ft. 3ins. of me, in all my nude kitsune glory.