And so, I did a very stupid thing.
Azul held out his hand, beckoning. I made to take it, hoping they could sense what I was
about to do. The moment our hands were about to touch, I dove and tackled the angel
right next to me.
He evaporated the moment I touched him and reappeared nearby but he left me an escape
route. So I ran into the town. The angels took to the skies.
I dashed into a large, medieval courtyard. There was a large fountain and market stalls and
thousands of strange creatures. Small people, like hobbits or halflings or munchkins or
whatever they were called. Elves and fauns and dwarves crowding the place, going about
their business. But at the sight of a huge, naked white minotaur come stampeding and
snorting into the town, they frenzied.
The angels were high above and seemed reluctant to attack with all these civilians about.
So I took advantage of this and charged at them. I was careful not to actually trample any
body, of course, but they didn't realise that.
"Runt!" I shouted, "Where are you!?"
"Hey!" came the reply.
I found Runt hiding in a narrow alleyway.
"What the hell are you doing?" he snapped, "I told you to stay put!"
"They found us. They tried to do a deal with me!"
"Shit!"
Runt looked up at the sky and saw the bright lights swooping overhead.
"Get in here," he said.
He jumped up at me and clung onto my shoulders. As he fell, my shoulders fell with him.
The buildings around me grew until I was small enough to fit into the alleyway. I couldn't
have been much small than I'd been as a human, but still it felt odd to be this size after
being huge for so long.
Runt took my head and led me through the narrow labyrinth between the buildings.
"I have to leave this realm now," he said, "I found the gateway, it's up at the castle. We have
to get there before the Angels find us."
"How are we gonna do that?"
"We need a distraction."
"Stop!" yelled a voice. Our path was blocked by an iron clad dwarf.
"Perfect," smiled Runt.
Runt faced the dwarf and turned on the charms. His attractiveness went into overdrive and
I began to literally drool at the mere sight of him.
"Oh, Runt..." I moaned. My boner felt harder than it had ever been. So hard it was painful.
"Undress..." Runt instructed.
I was about to obey him when I realised I was already naked. He was talking to the dwarf,
who had already begun removing his armor. In moments, the dwarf was standing naked
before us, embarrassed and expectant. Runt knelt before him and took his cock in his
mouth.
For a moment my lust was replaced with outrage. What about me? Then I saw what was
happening to the dwarf. Runt wasn't just blowing him. He was blowing him up, like a
balloon. The dwarf was steadily inflating until he resembled a bizarre balloon made of skin
and hair.
"STOOOOP!" he yelled.
Runt let go. The dwarf floated upward and into the sky, yelling the whole way.
Runt staggered, dizzy.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"I'm fine, it's just exhausting to use my powers at full strength," he told me.
I looked up at the dwarf that was now a small speck in the sky.
"He'll be alright?"
"The Angels will save him. They'll have to. And while they're busy putting him right, we can
make our escape."