You start to walk away when you hear the elf say "I'm sorry, pal, but you REALLY have no choice in the matter...". He runs up ahead, sticks his foot out, and trips you. After the pain of falling flat on your face hits you, you feel the elf climb up on your back, pinning you down. "Now just stay still, and this won't hurt a bit..." You feel some kind of powder being sprinkled on you back and then...