Bridget had decided to break up with her boyfriend Brian, because he no longer seemed
interested in her, but her sister. She confirmed this horrible fear when she found them in
bed together. Brian pleaded with Bridget over the course of the last week to see him so he
could explain himself..
“Ha, like he could,” she muttered to herself as she perused the ointment isle. She then
saw the clown ointment and remembered Brian’s love of them. “Well maybe its time to
turn the clown into a clown,” she smiled while scheming. “The only problem is I want to
get him and not someone else. I don’t want him to spread it.”
Bridget grabbed the ointment and brought it to the shopkeeper. “I have two questions;
does this really work, and can I stop it from spreading to others?”
“What this?” the shopkeeper asked as he grabbed the ointment, “Clown Ointment? Oh res,
this work very well, and to answer second question…”