Your Girlfriend, Vanessa, races ahead of you down the stairs at the sight of the merfolk. It's hardly surprising, knowning her penchant for the sea and mermaids in particular. She's seen The Little Mermaid about 100 times.
Vaessa pulls her top over her head and sheds her shorts before diving into the water. You admire how her bikini complements her sleek body before it disappears beneath the waves.
She surfaces a moment later, surrounded by several lovely mermiads. They speak for a second. A huge smile comes across Vanessa's face and she hugs the mermaid she was speaking to.
Vanessa turns to you and shouts, "Come on in, the water's fine!"
You dive into the water and swim to Vanessa. As you surface, you admire the sparkling, scale covered tails of the mermaids. The waves thrash you about. Swimming is harder than you imagined.
Vanessa kisses you deeply and wraps her arms around you.
"Come on," she says with a smile, "This is going to be fun!"