"Well," I say, "I want to be a clown, but I want to be a cute, sexy clown." "Alright miss, we can certainly help you with that. And what will it be for you sir?" "I'm not really sure." Randy says. "Oh don't be such a stick in the mud, Randy. Just pick something!" I say. "Why don't you pick for me?" Randy says. "Alright, fine. I will pick for you. If I'm going to be a cute and sexy clown, I'm going to need a companion, so you're going to be my cute puppy dog." "Excellent choice miss! If you two will come this way, we will begin your transformations!" You and Randy are led off to two empty and waiting chairs. A cutesy clown girl is waiting to paint your face and an equally cute tiger girl is waiting to paint Randy's face. You sit down and begin to feel very excited about getting your face painted. You remember getting your face painted at the fair every year as a little girl. As the first white paint gets applied to your face, you begin to feel very differently from the way you did as a child. You begin to giggle and snicker as you begin to look more and more like a clown. Randy too was changing his behavior as he began to look more and more like a puppy, specifically a dalmation. He was barking a bit and whining every so often. Nothing so much as to scare everyone, but it was obvious he wanted to go a play, just like a puppy would! As your cutesy clown continued to paint your face, you catch a glance of your hair as it brushes your face. It is now bright pink! This makes you giggle some more as you realize you really are becoming a clown, a really sexy one at that! By the time your face painter says "All finished" you are punctuating your sentences with giggles! When she whips out a mirror, you are stunned by what you see. Your hair is indeed bright pink, and curled into ringlets. Your face is pearl white and glittering like mad. Your eye shadow extends from your eyelids to nearly the top of your forehead and is deep purple. You have tiny glittering stars all along your temples and your nose is swollen to the size of a tennis ball and is red and glittering. Your lips have pouted up as well and are the same color pink as your hair. You turn to see your cheeks have exquisite hearts on them. You absolutely love your face paint and hair and are equally stunned when you look at your clothing, which has changed to match your new face. You are now wearing a pink corset top covered in white polka dots. You have a very severely short skirt on of solid black. Your athletic socks and tennis shoes have been replaces with black fishnet stockings and knee high yellow stiletto boots. You begin to feel wet with excitement. You cannot believe how you look and how much you love the way you look. Just when you think you can't believe anything else, you catch a look at Randy!