"Well, if I've come this far, I might as well go for the full body treatment." "Excellent. It's been ages since I've been able to do a full body clown makeover. Come with me." She grabs your hand and leads you through a curtain at the far side of the tent. As you enter, you see several old style barber chairs on one side of the room, a couple of tanning booth looking devices on another side and a rack full of clothes that would help you complete your clown transformation. "First, we have to make the rest of your body the same color as your pale face. If you would kindly take off your clothes and step towards the Anti-Tan machines please." You eagerly comply and quickly strip to nothing and follow the lady to the Anti-Tan machine which she has opened up for you to lie down in. "First, take one of these," she says as she hands you a small pill and a glass of water. As you swallow the pill down, you lie down and relax as memories of your old life begin to fade away and are being replaced with skills a clown like yourself ought to know, like juggling, riding and unicycle, face painting and transforming others into clowns. You awaken several hours later feeling more rested than you ever have before. "Alright my dear, come this way and we'll do something about that hair of yours!" You get up from the Anti-Tan machine, unaware that you are naked. As you sit down in one of the barber chairs, a cape sweeps down on you from above and is fastened behind your pale white neck. "Let us see. What clown hair style should we use for you?" "Well, whatever you think is best for me," you say. "I know! Classic clown for you. Bald on top, curly on the sides!" The next thing you know, you hear a set of hair clippers humming and coming gently towards you. She silently places the clippers at your forehead and pulls them deftly back towards the crown of your head. As hair spills everywhere around you, she's gone for a second and third pass, until the top of your head shines like brass. "Now to make it permanent!" she says as she rubs a sweet smelling liquid over the top of your now bald head. "Next, color. I'm thinking blue, no wait, baby blue. Yep baby blue it's going to be. Before all is said and done, she's permanently removed the hair from the top of your head, permanently curled the hair on the sides of your head and dyed it a brilliant shade of baby blue. She's also outfitted you with a bright yellow and red polka dotted jump suit with long bubble toed red shoes and a frilly white color around your neck. "And now for the finishing touches!" She hangs a bright pink flower on your lapel. "This will make anyone you spray with it want to become a clown like you! And now open your mouth and say ahhh!" You open your red mouth wide and she squirts a sweet tangy liquid into your mouth. You like the way it tastes and when you open your mouth again to ask what that liquid was your voice sounds like you've inhaled helium! You really like that. You thank the lady for the amazing transformation and she ushers you out another curtain. Where you...