Louis sat at the computer with John and Gary on either side of her, watching as she scrolled down the 'about us' page. John didn't like what he was seeing so far.
'Potential buyer beware. No refunds or returns are possible - this is a non-negotiable condition of purchase. Product is designed to give the user a one week girlfriend experience with a broad range of selection catered to satisfy most customers. A complimentary package is sent to all customers the day after purchase. The week long experience begins once the package is received.'
"It looks like you're stuck like this for a while, then John." Louis said. "And it serves you right too, trying to buy a girlfriend like she is an object."
"What!?" John shrieked. "That's it? We're just going to accept this?"
"It's a fitting punishment, if you ask me." Louis replied, but when John looked at Gary all he did was spread his hands apologetically. He went to protest some more but Louis beat him to it. "Do you have any idea you sound like a typical teenage girl right now?"
John opened his mouth to make a smart assed retort, but realised she was right and quickly shut his mouth again, causing Louis to smile.
"What do I do for a week then? I have one term left of school and I can't afford to miss any of it."
After several minutes of discussion, they all came to the same conclusion - even if John would die of embarrassment because of it.
"You'll have to tell your friends." Louis warned him, always the one to say what was necessary, while her husband stood back and agreed quietly.
John squirmed, uncomfortable with the idea. He could only guess how they would take it. Harry would probably laugh before asking to touch his boobs, while Tyson, out of the three, would be the most serious one and Samantha - or Sam, as she preferred - well he was scared to think about her reaction.
"I think I'll sleep on that one. But right now I feel like going to bed."
"Oh no you don't. Not yet." Louis told him, grabbing his arm as he made to return to bed.
'What now?' John thought, dreading the thought of another week in this body.