"Josh!" shouted a cute blonde beach bunny in a skimpy bikini. She ran
toward Conor, and Conor's eyes locked on her bouncing boobs. She was
his perfect little wahini.
"Don't worry, bros, you'll just have to stay inanimate a little
longer," he whispered to his Speedo and surfboard.
"Oh, Josh, come on, I've got a great night planned," she said grabbing
Conor's hand and leading him back to Josh's beach house.
The real Josh lay passed out a few houses down the beach after downing
one too many Coronas with his buddy Jose.
Julie had made Josh a dinner starting with Oysters Rockefeller and
champagne. Conor's board ended up on the deck, and Julie hung his
damp Speedo from a hook on the deck to dry. Conor in the guise of Josh
made hot sticky love to Julie and fell sound asleep.
The real Josh who was asleep on the beach in front of Jose's place
woke as the dawn's light hit him in the face. He got up and stretched.
"Oh, dang, I bet Julie's pissed. She was planning a special dinner
last night!" Josh said to himself as he headed for his home leaving
his board against the side of Jose's house.
He stopped on the deck to unhook the yellow Speedo and examine it.
"Sexy, I guess Julie got this for me. I'll surprise her wearing it,"
he said.
He stepped inside his house and stripped off his shorts and put on the
snug Speedo.
Ryan was screaming up until the moment that he felt Josh's mushroom
tip hit his liner. He was surprised that Josh tasted different than
Conor had. Josh tasted gamier, but that may have been due to the fact
that Josh hadn't showered yet this week. He entered the bedroom.
Julie lay there sleeping. Josh's clone Conor was in the bathroom
sitting on the toilet holding his head as he recovered from his
hangover.
Julie looked so peaceful sleeping that Josh decided to write her a
note, and take in some early morning waves. He wrote, "Julie, Sorry.
Didn't wanna wake ya. Hitting the surf. I'll make it up to you. Love,
Josh."
He taped the note to the wall, and left.
Conor almost flushed, but he didn't want to hear the noise or wake
Julie either. He grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. He
needed to get Ryan and Jeremy and get out of here before Josh got home
or Julie woke up.
He tiptoed passed the bed and saw a note taped to the door frame. He
read it, and sighed in relief, Josh hadn't seen him. He left the
note, and headed toward the deck where he expected to find Jeremy and
Ryan waiting for him.
His foot hooked into Josh's shorts as he headed for the deck door. He
picked up the still warm shorts, and wondered if Josh was surfing
naked or maybe hadn't left yet. He reached the deck and discovered
the hook was empty, and his surfboard was gone. He looked across the
beach and saw Josh wearing the yellow Speedo that was Ryan and
carrying the surfboard that was Jeremy entering the white surf.