Alice looked out the window at her little clown girl Caitlyn playing wither friends Jill and
Jenny. Alice smiled as her daughter chased her friends on roller skates, propelling herself
with her farts, and throwing pies at them.
“What you doing mom?” Mike asked walking into the kitchen rubbing his butt.
“Just watching your sister play with her friends. Why are you rubbing your butt?” Alice
asked.
“It seems my little sis decided to reach from down the stairs and give me a pretty massive
wedgie.”
“Ouch!”
“Yeah, but I guess it was worth it. It made her friends laugh. Just not me.”
“Oh lighten up.”
Just then Caitlyn and her friends burst into the house. “Mom! Mom! Do we have any
popcorn?” Caitlyn asked excitedly.
“Some. Why?”
“Me and the girls are gonna put on a clown show!” I’ll perform, and they’ll sell popcorn
and soda. We’ll make like a hundred dollars and be rich!”
“I don’t know if we have that much popcorn, honey.”
“What? Oh poop!” Caitlyn complained with a loud rank fart.
“Caitlyn. No need for language like that. I’ll give you money for popcorn and sodas, and
you can pay me back.”
“Goodie!”
“C’mon sis,” Mike said ruffling her hair, “I’ll give you guys a lift to the store.”
“Thanks, but I got my own ride,” Caitlyn smirked at him, and then farted making he
unicycle appear. She grabbed the money from her mother and peddled out the door as
quick as she could.
Alice, Mike, Jill, and Jenny all ran to the door and watched Caitlyn speed down the sidewalk
to the corner store. None could believe how fast she was going weaving around people
and obstacles in her way. Soon she was out of sight.
“I hope she’ll be alright,” Alice told Mike.
“Mom, she’s a fat clown with magical abilities. I think she’ll be alright,” Mike reassured
her.
After 15 minutes they all heard a loud noise coming from outside. Once again they all
rushed to the door to see Caitlyn peddling up the road belching loudly, to move people out
of her way. She peddled into the house and stopped suddenly.
“I got what we need!” Caitlyn shouted as she held up a bunch of shopping bags.
“Awesome!” Jill exclaimed.
“Now we can put on our show!” Jenny shouted excitedly.
Caitlyn sucked her unicycle back into her butt, and walked over to a recliner, squeaking the
whole way. “Let’s hold on a second girls, my dogs hurt.” Caitlyn sat in the chair her
whoopee cushion but sounding off loudly. Caitlyn then removed her huge size 35-clown
shoes to air her feet out. The smell of sweat and cotton candy from her giant feet was
overwhelming and the others quickly vacated the area.
“What?” Caitlyn inquired with a honk of her nose.