Jenny and Caitlyn were playing in the living room when Mike walked through to the
kitchen. Jenny stared at him noticing something was different, but not quite sure what.
“Hey Caitlyn.” Jenny began.
“Yeah,” replied Caitlyn stopping mid pie throw.
“Is something different with Mike?”
“Oh yeah!” Caitlyn moved the pie behind her back and with drew her hand. The pie ha
disappeared back to wherever she pulls them from. “He used the muscle growth ointment
to make his muscles bigger.”
It was true. Mike had done so, but not to the point where he was a muscle bound freak.
He used just enough to make himself fit and toned.
“So what did you guys do with all those ointments?”
“My mom talked to the shopkeeper and found out if we water them down the effects don’t
last long. The first night we used them to make her gassy and give her big feet like me,”
Caitlyn said holding up her size 35 shoe. “Then me and her farted the song and danced
the chicken dance for Funzo and Mike!”
“Awesome!”
“Yeah. It took us so long to get our farts to, like, sound right, but then me and her were
good to keep up with the beat. I’m getting better with my farts all the time!” That’s when
Caitlyn farted into her hand and chased Jenny around with the smell. Squeaking feet were
heard all through the house. Finally Caitlyn stopped chasing her when they ran into her
mother, Alice’s, room.
“Whoa! Is that the ointment?” Jenny asked.
“Yeah. Wanna play with them?”