Caitlyn, Jenny, and Jill sat on the couch watching TV, with Caitlyn in the middle and either
of her two friends to her sides. They had all used the temporary ointments they could
make again. All of them used the slob and big butt ointment, with Jenny and Jill using the
gassy, smelly feet, and big feet ointment to match Caitlyn more. Funzo walked through the
room to see the large footed, smelly, big butted, and slobby girls all eating with their bare
feet propped up on the coffee table. He began to choke on the smell of feet and farts in
the air, grabbed his nose which made it honk and quickly ran from the room squeaking,
but not before leaving behind his own gaseous emissions.
“Wonder what was up with Funzo?” Caitlyn asked as she rolled her large clown self to the
side and fired out a massive fart.
“Who knows,” Jill replied wafting Caitlyn’s fumes towards her face.
“Yeah, just pass the chips tubby,” Jenny said rubbing her cheese covered fingers on her
shirt as she threw the bag of Doritos at Caitlyn and then snatched at her potato chips. The
girls had all changed into spare clown outfits Caitlyn didn’t use, knowing they were going
to get stinky and messy. None of them wanted to mess up their good clothes, or in
Caitlyn’s case good clown outfit.
“Move your foot Jill,” Caitlyn complained while moving her chips away from Jenny. “I can’t
see the TV.”
“You move,” Jill fired back. “I don’t want to move!” It was true the slob ointment made all
the girls extremely lazy.
“No you, UUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP, move!” Caitlyn yelled back with a deafening burp.
While the girls argued Jenny leaned over, sweating from the exertion, and stole there chips
and popcorn. She began to messily devour them, getting crumbs all over herself.
“Hey!” The other two yelled and reached for their food. Jenny rolled away from them and
farted to ward the other two off. That didn’t matter to the other two who sniffed the air
like the aroma was heavenly. Finally Caitlyn got the snacks back when she stretched her
arms out and grabbed them from Jenny. All three girls were perspiring and sweaty, stains
showing up under their armpits on the clown suits.
“Here you go girls!” Alice walked in to the room with pizza for them to eat. She quickly set
it down and walked out, having to hold her breath the whole time.
The girls greedily grabbed up a slice and began to eat, cheese dripping down their chins
onto their stomachs. When the pizza was done they leaned back into the couch. Jenny
flopped her arm down hitting Caitlyn’s stomach. The slightest pressure normally made
Caitlyn fart, but with the slob ointment thrown in, Caitlyn cut he cheese for almost a whole
minute.
“Man I love being a slob,” Jenny told the others.
“Yeah me too,” Jill agreed.
“A clown slob is the best,” Caitlyn touted.
“Well you’re smelly all the time,” Jill smirked.
“How?”
“Hello, your feet and your farts?”
“She’s got you on that one Caitlyn,” Jenny agreed.
“Well if my feet smell so badly, take a whiff!” Caitlyn laughed doing a split and putting her
size 35 feet in Jill and Jenny’s faces.
Both girls sat their unfazed, “Our feet stink too, Caitlyn.” Jill informed her. “Here! You take
a whiff!” And with that both girls put a foot in Caitlyn’s face.
Soon each girl had a foot in the other two girl’s faces. They moved their noses back and
forth sniffing each other’s feet. The 10-year-old girls were having a ball until Jill and
Jenny started to notice how Caitlyn’s feet were growing more rank.
“What’s going on?” Jenny asked a little panicked, “why is Caitlyn getting smellier?”
“”She’s not!” Jill realized. “The ointments are wearing off!”
Soon all the girls were back to normal, except they were dressed in smelly dirty clown
outfits, (if you count the fact Caitlyn is a white and pink, fat clown with size 35 feet and
four fingers on each hand, who burps, farts, and has magical clown abilities normal.) They
all still had their feet in each other’s faces. Jill and Jenny couldn’t help but breathe in
Caitlyn’s foot smell rather deeply.
They quickly clambered to their feet and ran from the room, but as they did so Jill yelled
back to Caitlyn, “Put your shoes back on!”
“Yeah, before you stink us out of here!” Jenny added.
Caitlyn watched dumbfounded as her two best friends ran up to her room and slammed
the door shut to escape her foot smell.
“What?” Caitlyn inquired with a honk of her nose.