“Stay down girls!” Alice yelled to Jenny and Jill as she pushed them down into the seats of
the mini-van. “Let Caitlyn and Funzo handle this and wish them luck.”
“O-okay,” the girls stammered as they looked out the windows, to see their friends
surrounded by ninjas.
It had started out as such a nice day. Caitlyn and Funzo had a job to entertain at a birthday
party, and Jill and Jenny went with them. After an amazing show Alice picked the four of
them up in the family mini van and was driving them home when she stopped at a 7-11 to
get some milk. Caitlyn and Funzo stepped out first when a ninja appeared out of nowhere
and pushed Alice back in her door and slammed the door shut. Another snuck up behind
the clowns and closed the sliding door. And that’s when ten more ninjas showed their
faces, and attacked the clowns.
Alice, Jill, and Jenny thought Caitlyn and Funzo would be easily killed, but their magical
clown abilities had served them well and protected them. Funzo and Caitlyn just accepted
the ninjas and didn’t question why they were there. They readied themselves for a fight.
That’s when the throwing stars were released. Caitlyn and Funzo tensed, but the throwing
stars bounced off their trampoline stomachs saving them. Caitlyn quickly stretched her
arm out when she threw a punch knocking out the first ninja.
“What do we do,” Funzo yelled.
“Cover your ears!” Caitlyn yelled back before releasing a burp as loud as she could.
Caitlyn had never actually tried to burp loudly before, she just did, but now that she tried it
was deafening. Window shattered within fifty feet from the decibels and concussive force.
At least two ninja clutched their ears in pain, and seeing this Funzo pointed his butt at one
and farted his unicycle out with such force that it easily K.O.ed the ninja when it hit him in
the head.
“Two down,” Funzo said to Caitlyn as he moved back to back with her. They found that
they were able to synchronize quite well in their clown routines, without even talking they
could coordinate their tricks like they had been doing it for years and not mere seconds.
So neither one was surprised that their fight tactics followed suit.
“Stink bomb ‘em!” Caitlyn yelled to Funzo. Funzo nodded his head in understanding and
the to clowns immediately began to fart long and loud. As the ninjas approached to attack
Caitlyn and Funzo jumped apart, the whole time still farting. Son the closest ninjas were
coughing for air. Funzo turned around and farted fireworks at some of them further
distracting them. Caitlyn tumbled forward and sprung up using her hands to launch her
huge size 35 feet directly into the bottom of their jaws.
“2 more,” Funzo smiled as he used his own large size 28 feet to spring high in the air and
land butt first on a distracted ninja.
“And that’s five!”
The ninjas regrouped but Funzo and Caitlyn didn’t care. They had them on the run now.
“Be careful!” Alice yelled out.
“Don’t worry Mom! Clowns vs. Ninjas? Clowns win every time!” Caitlyn yelled back to
comfort her mother.
That’s when Funzo started cartwheeling around the parking lot. Caitlyn pulled pies out
from behind her back and used her perfect aim to throw them directly into the remaining
ninjas faces, blinding them. Funzo used their temporary blindness to cartwheel into a few
of them knocking them down. Caitlyn jumped at the fallen ninjas, and removed her shoes.
A few seconds of her foot odor put four more of the ninjas to sleep. Caitlyn quickly slipped
her shoes back on.
Three ninjas were left. They looked at the clowns nervously. Caitlyn and Funzo took
advantage and launched their final attack. Caitlyn jumped at Funzo’s stomach who used its
trampoline properties to hurtle her through the air at the ninjas. Caitlyn smiled as she
began to fart a rank smelly fart. She stank up the air as she flew between two ninjas. It
wasn’t until too late that they realized Caitlyn had stretched her arms out her full twenty
feet. So as she landed on her butt, which squeezed a fart out of her, she grabbed their
faces and pulled them backward so the back of their heads hit the ground knocking them
out.
Caitlyn snapped her arms back to their proper length and walked back to Funzo who belly
bumped the last ninja into a wall defeating him. Alice, Jill, and Jenny all exited the mini van
to see if the two clowns were all right.
“That was just plain weird,” Jenny said.
“Yes it was,” Funzo agreed.
“And if two magical clowns think it’s weird, you know it’s weird!” Caitlyn laughed.
Bridget was on a nearby rooftop watching the battle between her ninjas and the clowns.
After their defeat she threw her binoculars down in disgust. She turned to the shadow with
a smelly fart, and began to waddle away on her big feet. “My revenge is ruined on those
two for deforming my gorgeous body! If ninjas can’t defeat these two clown, who can?”