Andrew was your average 15 year old boy. He was straight, loved Christmas. When he was Christmas shopping on the night of Dec 25 he spotted the ointment store, and went in. Andrew looked around and saw a Christmas sale rack. It was full of pine, peppermint, smelling ointment. Then he saw a Santa ointment, and wondered what that was? He opened the cap and smelled it. It was the most wonderful smell in the world! He went to the counter and had it rung up. When he got home he went to the bathroom, and put some all over his body to smell good. What he did not see was the Warning Label. " This Ointment will slowly turn the person wearing it into Santa slowly over a course of a week, and if he touches any one during that time they will turn into more Santa's, Elves, or reindear! Just then he started to fell different....