After applying the ointment to Jenny and Jill's feet, Caitlyn next picked up the pen and paper again. She turned to the back and wrote:
Mom(Anne)
Whiteface
Height of 5'7
Weighs 340 lbs
Hair Crimson red, curled into afro
Feet: 35 with eight inch toes
Slender red mouth always in a smile
Blue diamonds surrounding eyes
Light pink blush on cheeks
Round red nose the size of ping-pong-ball; covered with glitter
Finger and toe nails same color as hair
Wears white lace cap on hair
Wears red dress covered with white polka-dots; dress sleeves are puffy
Skirt fluffed up with white petticoats
Wears white bloomers and pink and white striped socks
Wears red and white polka-dotted Mary Janes with reversed pattern bow over laces
Belly jiggles when she laughs
Has a full knowledge of clown jokes both practical and impractical
Acts very matronly and motherly to all of us.
Next she wrote
Mike
Auguste
Yellow-Orange Complexion
Bald with bushy bright red hair around the edges
Height is same as now
Weighs 375 lbs
Feet are size 37 with ten inch wide toes
White patches around eyes that reach to his forehead
Patches topped by arched black eyebrows
White muzzle around mouth surrounded by bright red blush
Black smile inside muzzle
Big red nose nearly the size of a baseball; nose makes a big honking sound when squeezed and blows confetti when sneezes
Farts about as much as I do
Rides on tiny bicycle he carries in his shirt pocket
Size 36 feet with ten inch wide toes
Wears suits of various colors in following pattern: wide jacket, wide pants held up by suspenders that end just below the knees, wide puffy bow tie and stripes socks that reach just past the knees
Wears wing-tipped hightops on feet.
Wears a tiny hat on top of bald head; usually at an angle
Has a full knowledge of clown jokes both practical and impractical
Acts very much the part of an auguste and does whatever me, mom, or Jill or Jenny tell him.
When she finished writing, Caitlyn hid her list and reached for the ointment. Stetching out her elastic arms, she went first into her mothers room, then her brother's, giggling all the way. Oh, they were all going to have so much fun!