It had started out like the usual boring day with Chucky looking out
the back window into the alley. In between bites of doughnuts, Chucky
suddenly saw the view change. A hairy naked fat ass slave appeared on
the mattress with another guy. The window was open and he heard Drake
and Perry's exchange.
He shuffled his fat hairless body to the window, and then to the next
as he followed Perry's movements. A magic lamp? It couldn't be, could
it? As he got to the open corner window, he saw and heard the
exchange between Perry and Stevy. Chucky noticed the jelly on his
flabby left man boob, it must have come out of a jelly doughnut. He
wiped the jelly off his chest, and licked his hand clean. Then he
watched as Steve grew into an incredible hunk, and left the alley with
Drake his slave in tow.
"From nerd to hunk? I gotta get that lamp!" Chucky said.
He moved faster than he had in years. He pulled on a t-shirt that
could have been a toddler's pup tent. He pulled on cargo shorts, and
Tevas and ambled quickly down the stairs. Out on the street he looked
up and down. He spotted Perry a block up the street waiting for the
light to change, and he started to run. He was panting heavily after
half a block and dropped down to a fast walk. The light changed, Perry
crossed. The light changed again, Chucky jaywalked. Beep, beep.
Perry was walking slowly and thinking, Chucky was moving as fast as
his mass would let him. The distance between the two was narrowing.
Chucky had only one thought, get that lamp.
Perry wondered if he should wish for world peace next. He felt a bit
guilty about Drake and Steve. Maybe he should have wished that Drake
was Rob's wife. He could imagine Drake as a pregnant bimbo with two
rug rats tugging at his-her dress. Rob had been Drake's best friend,
and had notoriously said on multiple occasions that if Drake had been
a woman, he would have married him. Perry's hand moved to the lamp in
his pocket, but he stopped. He was happy that Steve and Drake were
together, everyone was happy about it, after all that's what he
wished.
Chucky was only about 200 feet away and closing. Perry had no idea
that the huffing-puffing 360lb wall of fat was heading for him.